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srrrsslly?

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 Ventura

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seriously just got this as my ad on facebook. i hope it’s real.

god i miss this guy

Thursday, March 5th, 2009 Ventura

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This spot conjures up memories of me sitting in my grandparents living room watching cartoons. why they were advertising during cartoons is another story that the coked up media planners of the ’80s will have to answer… all i know is that any training that lets you leave w/ your own set of tools is kinda awesome.

trochut

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 Ventura

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i’ve enjoyed barcelona’s alex trochut’s work for a while now. this image is from an old beautiful/decay cover he did… the new video he just dropped w/ some other killers from europe is serious. just watch it.

eat a scanwich

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 Ventura

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props to the scanwich. i am really a fan of the way you look each day. nom nom nom.

i have child-bearing hips

Monday, February 9th, 2009 Ventura

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My life was honestly a little incomplete until someone introduced me to this site. Now it fills the little place inside me that used to be filled with vegetables and seitan. Now all i can think about is a corndog pizza. Thanks fat america!

Love Thinkers Like This

Friday, February 6th, 2009 Ventura

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Thanks for existing.

and now for a story on the acceptability of still doing ‘black-face’ routines in asia

Friday, February 6th, 2009 Ventura

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umm, for real. if someone ever showed up on american idol or other equally shitty american talent show in black face, they would be crucified. that said, the wayan’s brothers dressing up in ‘white face’ and pretending to be horribly unattractive white girls was somehow acceptable. after seeing the trailer for that film i couldn’t get an erection for weeks. then you’ve got the long list of film debacles that put white dudes in black face… from the low point of C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man - to Robert Downey Jr. in his recent film Tropic Thunder (which other than the faux trailers was sort of a snooze)… the long story short, everyone stick to their own skin tone. it never really works out and usually only nets out in uncomfortable laughter from those around you.

Billionaires and Bugs

Friday, February 6th, 2009 Ventura

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@ TED - bill gates decided to show all the attendees what it’s like to fear malaria by setting loose a shit-ton of mosquitos on them in a closed theater. Granted they didn’t have malaria, it was still sorta ‘edgy’ for a guy like gates. read the gist here: 404 ERROR

Why it Smells like Maple Syrup

Thursday, February 5th, 2009 Ventura

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Props to The Gothamist for finally discussing the maple syrup smell that permiates Manhattan about once a week. I’ve had conspiracy theories about this for months but now we’ve sorta got an answer (i think it’s still a coverup for something clandestine related to WOM) - anywho, read up. and stop licking buildings. They aren’t pancake flavored.

dudewhatthefuckisthisabout???

Friday, January 16th, 2009 Ventura

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what the hell is a gen pet. dear god i hope this is a spoof.